All the jokes you’ve been wanting to say,
Pranks you’ve always been dying to play,
Right and left, they begin.
If you’re smart, you’ll stay in,
Lest you fall for the tricks of today!
Friends outside have been beckoning you.
Out the door, you’re now covered in goo!
Oops, now what do you hear?
Laughs from far and from near?
Surprise! You’re an April Fool too!