Word of the Week: Erroneous

Word: erroneous

Pronunciation: i-ROH-nee-əs

Part of Speech: adjective

Definition: wrong, incorrect

Source: Oxford Dictionaries


Billy Flynn: “Amos accused me of having an affair… so I told him that the charge was erroneous.”

D.A. Harrison: Objection, Your Honor! Mr. Flynn is twisting this evidence to draw conclusions that are specious and…

Flynn: Erroneous?

Harrison: Exactly!

Chicago (2002)

I’ll be honest: I almost never use this word in my own writing. The reason is that I consider it a little too “advanced” for most of the stories I like to create, and if I were to ever include it in a narrative, it would probably be within a dialogue involving characters who are politicians or lawyers (as in the above example, taken from the 2002 musical film Chicago). Basically, it’s a fancy way of saying “wrong”, and a character who might use such a word in place of its simpler counterpart would logically be of a more well-educated and studious type.

So why did I choose to include “erroneous” in my Word of the Week list? I just think it’s a good word to know, and even if you wouldn’t use it yourself, it never hurts to have a few extra vocabulary words under your belt. Need a little more convincing than that? No problem; here’s some brief etymology for you, then.

The word “erroneous” is derived from the Latin verb errare, meaning “to stray” or “err”. It should be fairly obvious, therefore, why this word fits so well into legal contexts, as it works to describe a deviation from the requirements of the law without identifying it as strictly “illegal”. Sounds like a handy tip for writers of legal thrillers, right?

So there’s another word to consider for your writing. I hardly use it, but obviously that doesn’t mean you couldn’t put it to much better use than I ever could. Have fun!

What are your thoughts on this word? Any suggestions for future “Word of the Week” featured words?

The Dragon Within

Deep in the cavern it sleeps,
Silent as the shadows,
Still as the earth.
And as it lies in rest,
The land is at peace
And all is well.

But at the turn of the moon,
The creature awakens
And chaos reigns once more.

It emerges from its lair,
Eyes gleaming, teeth bared,
And emits a mighty roar
That shakes the earth
And the souls of men alike.
And a fearful whisper sweeps
Across the land,
“Beware the beast…”

Claws unsheathed,
It rampages through the world,
Slashing out at all
Who would cross its path,
Tearing through flesh
And spilling the blood
Of the innocent.
At the slightest provocation,
It rears its great head
And shrieks a piercing cry
That shatters many ears
And fractures many hearts.
It twists its body
To constrict its victims,
Forcing out their breath
Until they’re gasping for air,
Then leaves them broken
In its wake.

Yet when the moon turns away
The creature retreats.
Docile once more,
It succumbs to the control
Of its one true master
And withdraws into its lair
To sleep again.

The master sets about
Repairing the damage,
Healing the wounds
Of the injured
And fixing what the monster
Left broken.

Peace settles on the land,
And all is well again.
But the master never rests,
And stands ever ready,
For as everyone knows,
At the next turn of the moon,
The dragon will rise again.

TV Tropes, a.k.a. The Greatest Website That Will Ruin Your Life

Do you ever find yourself reading a book or watching a movie and noticing certain elements in the story that you’re sure you’ve seen before in the plots of other works of fiction? Or better still, do you ever find yourself talking about stories from these media and mentioning said elements in the form of a question that starts with, “You know that thing where…”?

Chances are there’s a trope for that.

What is a trope, you ask? Well, it’s not entirely easy to explain, as the definitions may vary slightly based on opinion. The simple definition is that tropes in fiction are devices that have become common enough throughout their respective media to have established themselves as conventions in the minds of the audience, and thus are reliable to writers as useful tools in creating fiction. A slightly more complex definition expands on this simpler one to also include examples of such conventions in real life, as in behind the scenes or even real-world events. Of course, a much more thorough explanation can be found on the website’s homepage itself, so instead of launching into a long and tedious description of TV Tropes and its endless supply of examples, I’ll simply provide a brief account of my own experience with the site and leave the option of following the link provided to your own discretion.

Follow the link in this logo at your own risk.

Follow the link in this logo at your own risk.

One of my first visits to this site was when I was looking up information about a certain Disney movie (I want to say it was Tangled, but my memory fails me). What I found was an abundance of tropes used throughout the film that could be easily recognized as conventions present in the plots of other stories (Character Development, Non-Human Sidekick, Happily Ever After, etc.). I was so intrigued by this new resource I had discovered that it wasn’t long before I started referring to it for examples of tropes in other fiction works – films, TV series, literature – learning more about these devices with each page I opened.

So why would I say this site will ruin your life? Because there’s a very good chance that at least once (and probably on your first visit), you’ll fall into the same trap I did: the web of tropes. On virtually every TV Tropes page, there will be a link that catches your eye, leading you to another page with more interesting information and new links, which in turn lead you to other pages with their own intriguing links… until the next thing you know, it’s an hour later and you can’t remember which page you originally meant to read without checking your browser tabs or history for a reminder. How did that happen?

xkcd TV Tropes

In case you need a visual aid, my experience with TV Tropes (and that of countless others) can be summed up in this webcomic. (Courtesy of xkcd)

Here’s an example of one of my typical TV Tropes sessions: I start by opening the page of a classic Disney film, let’s say Beauty and the Beast. One of the listed tropes is the famous True Love’s Kiss, complete with a brief explanation of how the instance in this particular movie is more of a variation than a straight example, which sparks my curiosity to read about other examples in different works. A moment later, I’m reading this trope’s description on its own page when… Wait, what in the world is a Dead Unicorn Trope? Obviously I go to that page to find out, only to realize in two seconds that I’ll first need to know what a Dead Horse Trope is in order to understand the unicorn variation, but this one interestingly turns out to be a common cause of a phenomenon known as Seinfeld is Unfunny… Several pot holes later, I’m back at the True Love’s Kiss page reading about how it’s a subcategory of a greater trope known as the Magic Kiss, leading me into another chain of links through the site. After another half hour, I go back to reading the list of tropes in Beauty and the Beast, where I soon find another trope that intrigues me, and the whole thing starts all over again.

But you know what? I love every minute of it, because even if I know TV Tropes will ruin my life on one hand, in a way, it also enhances my life on the other.

TV Tropes: The Movie

Now that’s what I call Troperiffic!
(Image by AgentCoop of Cracked.com)

TV Tropes is an excellent resource for anyone who appreciates works of fiction, and especially for writers of such works. Learning about the various devices used in media and how they function in their respective plots teaches us how to analyze fiction critically, allowing us to develop a keener understanding of the elements that make up a story. This is particularly important for writers, because we more than anyone else should have as thorough a knowledge as possible in the workings of the stories we wish to create. How can we expect to write good fiction if we don’t have a decent understanding of the myriad of tools at our disposal?

So yes, by pulling you into its vortex of interesting content, TV Tropes may easily ruin your life. But in the end, if you somehow emerge with a refined outlook and even a new respect for the fiction you already love, then wouldn’t you really just be exchanging it for a better life?

Word of the Week: Egregious

Word: egregious

Pronunciation: i-GREE-jəs

Part of Speech: adjective

Definition:

  1. outstandingly bad; shocking
  2. (archaic) remarkably good

Source: Oxford Dictionaries


“It is pronounced i-GREE-jəs.”

– Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007)

“Egregious” may very well be one of my favorite words. I’m not even entirely sure why; I just really like the sound of it. Say it with me: “egregious”. Doesn’t that sound pretty cool? No? OK, maybe it’s just me.

Nowadays, to call something “egregious” is to insult it, as you’re basically referring to it as noticeable in a bad way (e.g. egregious errors). Interestingly enough, though, this word actually used to mean something good, that is, it was used to describe what was outstanding in a positive sense. So how does a word go from being complimentary to being derogatory?

One word: sarcasm.

It’s believed that at some point in the late 16th century, the normally positive word “egregious” started being used in a sarcastic manner. Over time, this negative use must have become the norm, thus giving origin to the more unfavorable definition that we now know today.

It may be worth mentioning, though, that traces of the archaic meaning may still exist today. For instance, I recently asked my dad for his opinion on the word “egregious”, and I was surprised to learn that to him, it had a positive meaning: something along the lines of “honorable”. This is because he had learned from his father that the Italian word egregio (oh yeah, my dad is European, by the way) is used in formal correspondence to mean “dear” or “distinguished”, as in Egregio Signore (Dear Sir). Pretty neat, huh? At least, I think so!

Bonus fun fact: “egregious” has roots in the Latin adjective egregius, which basically means “standing out from the flock” (ex– ‘out’ + grex-/greg– ‘flock’). At least that’s one thing these two polar definitions have in common!

What are your thoughts on this word? Any suggestions for future “Word of the Week” featured words?

Always There

When I laughed as a young child,
Telling wild stories
And playing silly games;
When I cried throughout my teen years,
Over school troubles
And a broken heart;
When I made it through college
And proudly held up my diploma
For all my family to see,
She was there.

When I share the stories
That I write from my heart;
When I talk of the thoughts
Always running through my mind;
When I want someone to listen
To my questions and ideas,
She is there.

When I’m working for success;
When I publish my first books;
When I have a family of my own,
She’ll be there.

She’s a parent.
She’s a rock.
She’s a teacher.
She’s a guide.
She’s a role model.
She’s a hero.
She’s a friend.
And she’s so much more.

She’s the woman who
Was, is, will be
Always there for me:
My mother.


Happy Mother’s Day to my wonderful mom! I can’t thank you enough for everything you’ve done for me – and continue to do for me – my whole life. You’re a great inspiration, and one of the most incredible people I know. Thank you for being my hero; I couldn’t have asked for a better mother.

God bless you always! I love you, Mom!

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